And then Satan said, “Let there be incomplete fanfiction on the internet.”
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
“Don’t wear pants that are baggy in the ass.”
We all know that feeling, vending machine